My resume progression

My name is Jacob Hoffman. Below is my resume progression in order.
School : CMU

Resume Comments Date
Resume Senior Year Hs This one is cute 0/10 September 2015
Freshman Resume Thanks Proffesor Kosbie. (Helped me get my first research) January 2017
Sophomore Resume 1 What were you thinking... This looks worse. September 2017
Sophomore Resume 2 A little better. 2/10 November 2017
Sophomore Resume 3 Don't put your professors achievments on your resume. 3/10 March 2018
Junior Resume 1 Keep going. Its getting better. 4/10. August 2018
Junior Resume 2 Wow, very large improvement. Closer to getting a job. 5/10 September 2018
Junior Resume 3 Really not looking any different. 5/10 September 2018
Senior Resume 1 Ooh you got a company. You think you're good? 6/10 July 2019
Senior Resume 2 Wow. What happened? 8/10 September 2019
Senior Resume 3 Pushed hard this semester 8.5/10 December 2019
Grad Resume Didn't go to right to work like my peers. January 2021
SDE I Resume Resume after 2 years of work. October 2022
Resume My current resume. October 2022

All until Senior Resume 2, companies I liked didn't even consider me.
The Senior Resume 2 got me interviews with Microsoft Google, and many more.

Its funny how :

1. Alignment.
2. Not using the word I.
3. Making a resume neat and densely packed.
4. Making your resume formatted as if an 80 year old professor designed it. Like this website style.
5. Listing Hard Courses.
6. Having a prior internship experience.

Can make your resume shine.
Download My most recent resume docx here.

email: jackstudent149 [at] gmail.com